Theargus.com - An exhibitionist who has been showing off photographs of his private parts around Lewes was being hunted by police today. Officers have seized several large images posted in car parks and close to schools. The posters, in colour and black-and-white versions, show a penis with a yellow bow tied around it. One line of inquiry is that the photographs may be a bizarre protest, as some include a caption about "fees set to rise later this year". "However, from what we've seen, if this is a self-portrait, the artist won't be in a hurry to be identified."
Keep it moving, nothing to see here. Just another twisted soul plastering up pictures of his junk all over town to protest a tree getting cut down or some taxation without representation. What I love about this story is how the Lewes media is trying to shame this dude into stopping. I mean that line about "if this is a self-portrait, the artist won't be in a hurry to be identified" is fuckin gold. I gotta get this guy on the imaginary payroll that I have so he can boom roast everybody's ass. Besides being funny shit, that line is gonna make people think twice about hanging pictures of their junk around Lewes unless they got a horse cock.
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