Granny Finds 2 Pounds Of Weed In The Mail & Returns It!

M-Live.com - Last week, an elderly woman in Blackman Township received a surprise package in the mail — about 2 pounds of marijuana. Township public safety detectives, however, could not determine the origin of the drugs, Deputy Director Jon Johnston said Tuesday. The woman called the public safety department around 4:20 p.m. Thursday to notify officers about the package, which contained about $2,400 worth of marijuana, Johnston said. The drugs were sent to the woman’s house in the 500 block of Longfellow Avenue from an address in Arizona. Detectives determined the address in Arizona is false and do not know who sent the marijuana, Johnston said. The department took possession of the drugs and intends to destroy it. The elderly woman, detectives believe, was not the intended recipient. Johnston said either the marijuana was mistakenly sent to the wrong address or someone had the drugs delivered to the woman’s house and planned to steal it from her mailbox before she checked.

Ohhhh fuck Nanna, noooo. Come on, we've trained for this. How many times over the last 10 years have I told you to call me if you ever get copious amounts of marijuana randomly delivered to you in the mail? Jesus, this is like the Olympics for crying out loud, you're probably only gonna get one shot at it and Nanna just Bode Millered this one real bad. Granted he did win a Gold this year in Vancouver but what does that mean for us, like we're gonna find a roach in the driveway or something, shit?

I just can't believe that after all that preparation, the day finally comes and Nanna goes and calls the cops. And at 4:20 no less. The lady can't even remember who the hell I am half the time but somehow she can recognize 32 ounces of O.G. Kush when it's dropped on her door step? This is bush league, laughable, HA. Now I gotta just sit back and think about how the Blackman Township police department is going to "destroy it", ahem, smoke it and all I can do is drill my number into Nanna's head a few more times on her giant old lady phone in case this shit happens again.