Hippo Warfare

First off, I'm calling dibs on this whole flinging poop when you're pissed off thing. Caaaause it's awesome. And secondly, you'd think that all the other male hippos would get sick and tired of watching the alpha lay pipe on every lady hippo and just jump the shit outta him. No way one massive hippo can fend off 6 sex starved juvie hippos. Then once the big guy is outta the way you have a crazy free for all hippo orgy.