Miami (CNN) -- A huge eagle ray weighing as much as 300 pounds landed on top of a woman on a boat in the Florida Keys last week, throwing her to the deck and pinning her underneath it, the captain of the boat told CNN."These eagle rays, they were flying through the air," said Kelly Klein of Two Chicks Charters. Hausch's husband and children watched in horror. "These giant things go out of the water and slam back down.""This is a total one-in-a-million chance...it has a 10-foot tail," she said. "These animals aren't attacking by any means. One theory is these animals jump during mating season."
Isn't there something awfully fishy about this story? Let me draw out some key words and phrases for you.
PINNING
SLAM
WOMAN
BOAT
TWO CHICKS CHARTERS
10 FOOT ...
MATING
Something tells me that this adventurer haver fucking got EXACTLY what she signed up for. Now where do I sign up for the same exact thing, but instead with some Tampa Bay Devil Rays and Florida Marlins?
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