According to the Daily Mail, Tiger has been seeing a 22-year-old student named Alyse Lahti Johnston from Cleveland, Ohio. The two have reportedly been seeing each other for "a few months" and they "have been spotted on Woods' yacht." Last year, Johnston was arrested on suspicion of DUI in Orlando, Fla. She is reportedly attending the Ohio-based Northwood University which has a campus in West Palm Beach, Florida - near Tiger's new $60 million bachelor pad. Tiger and ex-wife Elin Nordegren officially divorced in August of last year.
If Tiger Woods just took the Charlie Sheen route and didn't apologize for banging broads nonstop then he probably wouldn't have had to go to vagina rehab and he definitely wouldn't have ended up with this chick who hit every branch of the ugly tree on the way down. Shit girl, I know it's a mug shot but you ever hear of Proactive? Here is her on some of her better days but I still don't get it. People like Tom Brady are banging straight goddesses while Tiger is settling down with the lower 50th percentile of what Northwood University has to offer.
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