GMAT Prep - Data Suffiency

The other window said "it's my birthday!"

Check out this beauty parked outside the planet fitness in Duluth, GA. I spent my entire workout on the lookout for this fresh 18 year old who was obviously ready to dance. A mild sweat later, no chica. What gives? Then I started to think, oh shit, maybe this girl isn't a huge slut, and maybe she's just 16 and pumped she can finally drive. Or maybe it's a dude! So it's GMAT test time blueskiers...

Is the girl that drives this car, and 18 year old whore?

1) Girls left rear window says "I'm legal Baby!"

2) Girls right rear window says "It's my Birthday!"

A) Statement (1) ALONE is sufficient, but statement (2) alone is not sufficient

B) Statement (2) ALONE is sufficient, but statement (1) alone is not sufficient

C) BOTH statements TOGETHER are sufficient, but NEITHER statements alone is sufficient

D) Each statement ALONE is sufficient

E) Statements (1) and (2) TOGETHER are NOT sufficient

Being the grad school bound individual that I am, I knew how to tackle this problem. First evaluate statement 1 alone. Clearly we can not determine that this slut is 18 years old simply by this statement. As previously stated, she could be 16 and legal to drive. Or maybe she's 35 and legal to run for president. Who fucking knows, but just because I want her to be 18, doesn't make it so.

Knowing that statement one is not sufficient, I can use a trick that all us GMAT prepsters know, that our answer has to be BCorE. See you the fuck later letter D. Now it's time to evaluate the 2nd statement and ignore the first one. Once again, clearly this is not sufficient enough to tell us that an 18 year old is inside planet fitness, getting her GTF on (gym,tan,fuck). Now the answer has to be C or E.

We can now finally evaluate the two statements at the same time. Do both statements together give us enough information to determine if this DTF (down to fuck). Clearly once again the answer is no, and the correct answer is E.

Now lets revise the question and assume today is March 18th and the writing on the car is written in 4 hour lasting paint.

Is the girl that drives this car, and 18 year old whore?

1) Girls left rear window says "I'm legal Baby!"

2) Girls right rear window says "It's not my Golden Birthday!"

A) Statement (1) ALONE is sufficient, but statement (2) alone is not sufficient

B) Statement (2) ALONE is sufficient, but statement (1) alone is not sufficient

C) BOTH statements TOGETHER are sufficient, but NEITHER statements alone is sufficient

D) Each statement ALONE is sufficient

E) Statements (1) and (2) TOGETHER are NOT sufficient

What's the answer boys and girls? You get one guess. Email your answer to masonbr4@gmail.com

First person to get it right gets $3 worth of product at my local goodwill that I get to spend at my discretion.

PS - Last week there was a pat tillman mesh arizona state jersey that I didn't buy. Get after it.