Rutgers Ain't Gonna Be Walking Right For A Week After This Dicking

Those refs bolted outta there like they stole something. And that something was the anal virginity of Rutgers basketball. Sure, in the moment it was terribly painful. There was all sorts of yelling and screaming. But once they realized it was actually happening they kinda just laid back and took it.

I think the NCAA needs to tear some investigators away from Sweater Vest caper and take a look into this cause it's fuckin beyond obvious that these guys had money on the game. I mean it's the only explanation for completely pretending 1.7 seconds just doesn't exist. What I really don't get is how nobody made them come back out? If I was coaching St Johns I would've made my players stage a sit-in at center court in protest and then just waited for the rest of Jamacia Queens to arrive as backup and take over the fuckin Garden like it was the Madison capital building.