I've should've seen this coming. I mean, how can you not make a t-shirt of Mooseman? The hair, the mustache, the devil may care attitude... dude's got it all. And to be honest, he looks better in a Old English D than just about anyone on the planet. So congrats Jarett, looks like you've finally made it! And it wasn't for playing music which is even more suprising. Just looking like a character out of a 70's sitcom.
Wait... what?! This is a Kirk Gibson Hair-itage shirt and not a J Mase "Red"-iculously Awesome Fan shirt? Wow. I'm shocked. And a little angry. Listen Moose, if you want to sue these guys for use of your likeness, just let me know. I've been dying to try out these mad lawyer skills I paid a bajillion bucks for. Nice Detroit ringer tee in this picture by the way:
PS. I bought this shirt this morning so just keep in mind, youre copying me if you choose to buy it as well. Which is cool, cus I'm a trendsetter. Seriously.
No comments? Come on fellas. Im puttin these jokes on a tee here... take a swing.
ReplyDeleteThat's not a ringer tee, it's a ballpark give-away 1984 tigers jersey that says "CHAMPIONS" on the back and has a huge Frito-Lays sponsorship patch on the arm. It's tits. Probably even got him laid by that lil cutie chasing him from behind.
ReplyDeletetypical jersey chaser
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