Casey Abrams and Haley Reinhart are an American Idol Couple. Bwwhhhaaaaat!?

Haley is dating Casey? Yeah right, next you'll tell me the Lions won their final 4 games last year. Ha!

Now, I know that being a successful musician sometimes trumps being an athlete when it comes to getting laid but this is straight outta left field. I mean there are a ton of other better looking dudes right there on Idol for her to bone. Yet she's still with this dude? The math just doesn't add up. Only thing I can think of is that she must be a beard man and according to the transitive property (A=B, and B=C, then A=C) then if A, Haley, will bone B, Casey, and B, Casey, equals C, Me (see beard below), then A, Haley will in fact bone C, me. Trust me folks, it makes a lot of sense if you don't think about it.