Wednesday, March 16, 2011
American Idol Recap: Birth Year Songs
Now that we're down to the final dozen it's time to start getting serious about Idol. Since the three assclowns they pay to judge the show have turned it into a "who tried the hardest" contest I'll do their job for them.
Naima Adedapo: 1984
-Second week in a row that Naima came out and proved the only reason she's in the top 12 is because she's interesting looking. And by interesting I mean looks like one of those freaks that would be on America's Next Top Model but that the rest of the world finds hideous. Score - 3/10
Paul McDonald: 1984
-This gay love child of Rod Stewart and Elton John basically gave us the exact same performance as last week. Apparently stumbling around the stage doing karaoke is all it takes to get a passing grade now that Simon is gone. Randy was right. He's not Elton he's Paul. Just a shame Paul is a one trick pony that can't sing. Score - 4/10
Thia Megia: 1995
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