Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Why the NHL All-Star Game is Significantly better than the Pro Bowl
For real, the only reason the NHL All-Star game still has it's head above water is the skills competition. And for real, for real, the only reason that it's any good is cause players go out and get liquored up beyond belief the night before and the creative juices start flying. Like I'm sure after a few Redbull Vodkas Lidstrom is betting all four of his blond mistresses that Ovechkin can't score in the shootout competition with his dong or that Osgood could beat Tim Thomas in the goalie with the worst facemask in hockey race. I just wish the NHL did a better job of advertising this shit cause to tell you the truth I would've watched it but didn't even realize it was on. Bettman needs to get PETA on the phone.
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Sorry boseph, going to have to wipe my ass with this post. Take it from someone who painfully watched this sad attempt at entertainment, the NHL is no where near on the right track. Between continuous on-ice interviews, shitty competitions, dead air time, and terrible presentation, Gary Bettman and Co. need help. Things that really pissed me off....
ReplyDelete1) They flipped a coin (puck) at center ice to determine who picked god knows what first. And the team who won the coin toss deferred, whatever the fuck that means.
2) Literally after every on ice action, they would then go to live to the captain and ask who they are going to send out next.
-hey Nick, who you going to send out next for the hardest shot?
-Patrick Sharp
-What advice do you have for Patrick?
-Shoot hard
No fucking joke, this is what went on for 3 hours.
3) Every interview ended with this question.
-tell me, how much fun are you guys having down there?
Seriously, this had to be asked over 30 times.
4) They did the accuracy shooting 2 at a time. One time when they blew the whistle, and somebody went 4 for 4 and Toews wasnt ready or his passers were picking theirs butts, they decided to have them both go again. Toews won the controversial rematch, and the crowd boo'd the fuck out of him.
They did the same exact thing the next two shooters.
5) The most creative break-away competition. I would just prefer to get my dick sucked by a teeth dragger with braces.