Kirstie Alley Breaking Backs on DWTS

Poor Maksim Chmerkovskiy. I used to think this DWTS gig was nothing but tiptoeing around and boning the two-step outta Erin Andrews but it turns out you also gotta sherpa Kirsti Alley's fat ass around. No thank you.

PS - If you listen closely you can actually here his second lumbar vertebrae snap in half at the :23 second mark.