A 19-year-old Ann Arbor man faces up to four years in prison after he was charged with intentionally running over and killing four ducklings with his Hummer. Dillon Pearce was arraigned Tuesday in 15th District Court in Ann Arbor on one count of killing/torturing animals, Ann Arbor Police Det. Sgt. Brian Jatczak said. The ducklings, the mother duck and four to eight other ducklings were nesting under a bush at a McDonald's restaurant in Ann Arbor, wandering in and out of the parking lot, Jatczak said. A passenger in Pearce's Hummer tried to pick up a duckling at about 6:15 p.m. Monday “and the employees yelled at them to leave them alone," Jatczak said. The Hummer then went through the drive-thru and was parked in an adjacent lot, police said. Pearce is charged with driving the Hummer back into the McDonald's parking lot and running over the flock, killing four of the ducklings, Jatczak said. Employees called police, who found Pearce at a nearby gas station.
My bet is that Spencer was probably distracted behind the wheel cause Heidi was nagging about wanting new implants or fake eyeballs or some shit.
Seriously though, where does the humane society draw the line when it comes to which animals are okay to torture? Some are easy, like burning ants with a magnifying glass, fuckin awesome. But what about some of the more gray areas? Like what if this was a snake or a family of rats? Doubt you'd have Khloe Kardashian exposing her gargantuan ass to save them.
But since it's a cute little family of fuzzy little ducklings walking all in a row the day after Easter, the whole world wants to crucify you. Seems like a double standard. Not that I'm defending this dickwad or anything, all I'm saying is the next time he wants to impress his friends by killing some animals he should probably just buy a Stormy Kromer and a shotgun and do it like the rest of society.
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