Easy Bo Jackson

Travis Snider just got medieval on that bat. And don't pretend like this shit is easy and you could do it. I know for a fact that my femur would splinter into 1000 pieces if I attempted this. If you honestly think you could do it with a full sized Louisville Slugger then let me know and I'll be sure to tell you all the reasons you can't.

PS - If I don't personally know you then be sure to send a picture so I can scan it for your physical shortcomings and then make fun of you.

Thanks, MGMT