When Detroit local Taylor Dill-Reese noticed that her 15 month-old son was acting funny at Applebees last Friday, she took a pull from his sippy cup and faced every mother’s worst nightmare: instead of the apple juice she ordered, her son’s cup was filled with tequila and super cheap margarita mix. “He was “saying ‘hi’ and ‘bye’ to the walls,” she later told a local news station. “He eventually laid his head down on the table and we thought maybe he was just sleepy.” Dill-Reese rushed little Dominic to the hospital and found he had a blood alcohol level of .1,which is .02 above the legal limit to drive. Applebee’s maintains that this was an accident, not a sadistic prank. But it does mean that the bartender either mistook the sippy cup for for a margarita glass or a margarita machine for a jug of apple juice—either way, pretty confounding. “Nobody at the table ordered alcoholic drinks,” said Dill-Reese. “So, he definitely shouldn’t have received one.”
I can't tell you how many nights I've sat at the bar begging for a buyback that never comes. It pretty much consumes my every thought while I'm there. Turns out though, all you gotta do is be a baby and belly up to the bar with your sippy cup on Applebees' 2 for $20 night. Before you know it you'll be blacked out on free apple margaritas and running your mouth at an autographed picture of Mike Henneman until you eventually pass out face first in your maple butter blondie. This actually is starting to sound like a BMOC Friday night.
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