ESPN -- Denver Broncos defensive end Jason Hunter was stabbed in Detroit on Wednesday and taken to a local hospital for treatment. His agent said the wound wasn't life-threatening. Detroit Officer Dan Donakowski confirmed the 27-year-old Hunter was stabbed, but police didn't have any additional information, including where the incident took place, who was responsible and Hunter's condition. WXYZ-TV in Detroit said Hunter was knifed in his left shoulder and other media reports in the area said Hunter was stabbed by his girlfriend.
Man, bitches be stabbin. First, Brandon Marshall got gutted by his wife and now less than a week later Jason Hunter gets stuck. You best believe that if I was in the NFL the first thing I'd do tomorrow would be to throw out every knife, utensil, cheese grater, ladle, whatever, that we have in the house and make the Lady Friend eat her cereal with fuckin chopsticks. Althoooough, she watches an awful lot of that prison show Locked Up and would probably just sharpen them into a shanks. Jesus, I guess not getting stabbed by your significant other is more complicated than I thought. Time to just settle this whole lockout thing and get back out on the road where the bitches we bang aren't emotionally attached enough to grab a Ginsu if we leave the toilet seat up.
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