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Thursday, April 14, 2011
Lady Goes Gaga Over Her Outfit for the Lady Gaga Concert
Yo, nobody said fashion was simple. Sometimes you just gotta mutilate a cat to get your point across. Like last night before I went to the bar I chopped off Lucy's tail and glued it to the ass of my Seven jeans. Had to beat the women off with a stick.
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A derogatory nickname for Detroit Lions' quarterback, Joey Harrington which came about as fans realized that, no matter how badly he played, Harrington always characterized his performances, and the situation in general, in an extremely positive or "blueskies" manner.
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translates to English as "Lions kill him!" and is the rallying cry of any true Lions fan. "Ali Bumaye" was the local's chant before and during the "rumble in the jungle" fight between Mohammed Ali and George Foreman in Zaire in 1974.
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my life sucks so bad that this bullshit is totally fucking believable, hence it's totallyfuckinbelievable. From the root, unfuckinbelievable.
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the undying and undeserved optimism Detroit Lions fans bring to the beginning of each season. If you think the Lions are winning more than 6 games this year you're eating the cornbread.
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The act of pouring or spraying an alcoholic beverage onto the head or chest of a friend in a celebratory fashion, all the while yelling "Rap Video!".
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translates to "Lions need strength of will, determination, perseverance and to act rationally in the face of adversity." Joe Paquette brought the Finnish message with him when he walked from the U.P. to Detroit in order to tell the Lions they need Sisu.
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the appropriate response after you've
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or done some other incredibly dumb, yet serious shit.
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drinking so much on a Thursday night that it becomes blurry.
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