Gotta be a 0% Chance this is a Different Asian who's Sick at Pop-a-Shot Right?

New video of Asian pop-a-shot phenom #2



Original video of Asian pop-a-shot phenom #1

When this video of another Asian pop-a-shot phenom appeared on my desk the obvious question became, is this the same dude or is the two hand approach just the preferred pop-a-shot technique for all Asians? Of course, you gotta assume this is the same guy but like always I did my research and came up with a few key points to support the contrary.

First, it appears that Asian #1 is way more cut than Asian #2. I mean there's no way you have a body like Asian #1 and go around wearing that baggy shirt that #2 has on.

Secondly, the neck hair is all wrong. Asian #1 has a squared off, unkept look that's obviously the result of months between barber visits. Dude has been way too busy practicing and banging pop-a-shot sluts to make time. Meanwhile, Asian #2 has a Pavel Datsyuk triangle thing going on that just screams virgin.

Finally, you can't deny the fact that this is a different arcade. You gotta believe that when you become an Asian pop-a-shot phenom you're gonna keep it on your home ice. You know the bounce off the boards, you have the comforts of your home dressing room, it's basically a no brainer. Unless of course you're the Red Wings. Straight laying an egg against Chicago right now.