BJ or PBJ?

i have always wanted big boobs. just big, huge knockers to stick in everyone's face.
i pretty much still do, but yesterday my dream was rocked slightly when i noticed the severity of life change that tig o' bitties can bring you.
lets call it like it is here folks, big boobs automatically make you slutty. big boobs, in this case of an old high school acquittance, turns you from sweet brunette into a rock of love contestant.

now i know this audience has an extremely high degree of breast awareness, which begs me to ask you... Boob Job or Pre Boob Job?