Huffpost.com - An extensive stash of pornography was found in Osama bin Laden's compund in Abottabad, Pakistan, according to a report by Reuters. Citing anonymous U.S. officials, Reuters reports that “the collection consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive,” The officials specifically told the wire service they did not know if bin Laden “himself had acquired or viewed the materials.
Besides the whole killing thousands of innocent people thing, the main reason I never got into the terror game was because of the lack of porn in caves. Just never thought I could go years on end trying to make out nipples on scrambled Cinemax or going at it to the same busted Playboy from '87. I mean I'm pretty damn good at hunkering down for long periods of time and all, but that's only if I've got a few snacks, maybe some Bud Heavys, and most importantly a steady supply of HD smut.
But we should've known not to underestimate OBL. There's just no way Bin Laden was half assing his masturbation game. You know dude had just mountains of burqa porn.
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