Shin Soo Choo Celebrates Cleveland's Amazing Record WIth DUI

IASID - On Monday, Cleveland Indians outfielder Shin Soo Choo was tagged with a DUI in Sheffield Lake, Ohio. The 28 year old South Korean blew a .201 - more than twice Ohio's legal limit of .08. It's a wonder if Choo was out celebrating the Indians 20-8 record, the best in baseball, or trying to temporarily forget that he isn't doing much to help the matters. He's hitting .241. According to Ohio's WKYC:

According to police, a patrolman first spoke to Choo at 2:25 a.m. He told the officer he was lost and needed directions to Avon Lake. Choo was allowed to continue driving, but was later pulled over when he twice crossed the double-yellow lines and drifted into a bike path. He told the officer his GPS had broken and he was unable to get directions home. Choo's eyes were bloodshot and he smelled of "an alcoholic beverage," police said, and he was ordered out of the SUV.

I for one ain't buying this story. You're trying to tell me that Choo got arrested for DUI and there's not one mention of him swinging a gun around a Ponderosa demanding a steak after closing time? Seriously? What about him swilling scotch in the cops' face? Nothing? Well, you know he at least stood in the middle of the interstate and told the cops to shoot him, right? No!?

Well, it's pretty obvious there's a serious cover up going on in Ohio. This is the most unbelievable, down right unrealistic story I've ever heard.

PS - Is Choo driving a domestic automobile?

PSS - Was this cop drunk too? What was up with that face this way, now face that way crap? I couldn't figure out which way he wanted Choo to stand either.

PSSS - Hmmm, he smelled of an alcoholic beverage? C'mon you can just say it, he smelled like sake.