Freep - Detroit Police are investigating allegations that an on-duty officer had sex in his squad car with a transgendered prostitute, a department spokesman said Friday. Details were scarce, but police said internal affairs investigators are looking into the allegations that the officer engaged in sex acts with the prostitute in his police cruiser about two weeks ago while it was parked somewhere in the Northeast District. The officer was on duty when other officers approached the car and found him engaged in sexual activity, police said. “Right now the officer is suspended with pay,” Officer Dan Donakowski, a police department spokesman, said Friday. “It is under investigation.”
What does a guy gotta do to get in trouble around here? First these hoodlums, aka geniuses, from Pioneer get the last month off of school cause they shat all over Huron High's football field and now Officer Far-frombeingstraight-va gets busted getting it on with a tranny whore in his squad car and he's suspended WITH pay? Man, guess it's time to start deucing where I please and boning trannies again.
PS - Good news for Tressel, eh? If he gets canned he could always get work as a cop in Detroit.
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