Freep.com -- 31 Pioneer High School seniors have been suspended and ordered to perform community service after damaging the sports fields of two other Ann Arbor schools during a prank gone awry. About 10 of the students cut down the tennis nets at Huron High School, and defecated on the fields and spray-painted purple "P" letters on the grass and turf there and at Skyline High School the evening of May 6, Ann Arbor Schools spokeswoman Liz Margolis said. The remainder of the group was present. "They’ll be able to clean them up, but there is a cost attached, obviously," Margolis said today of the schools.
The boys’ and girls’ suspensions begin today and run through May 20, the last day of school for seniors, Margolis said. The students also will have to perform 10 hours of community service at Pioneer, pay for the cost of cleanup and write apologies to the staff and students at the other schools. The athletes in the group also are banned from participating in sports during their suspensions, and none will be allowed to attend the popular all-night, post-graduation party.
Let me get this right. These kids cut up their rivals' tennis nets, spray painted the Pioneers' logo on their astroturf, and dropped a couple of steamers on the 50 yard line and as punishment the school gave them 10 hours of community service and the rest of the year off? Hmmm...not sure how that's supposed to deter other people from doing it.
I say sign me the fuck up. I'd hammer out that community service in the parking lot of the school with a topless carwash to pay for the new tennis nets and then spend the rest of my senior year chilling at the beach. Shit, and as for having to miss that super awesome, soberfest know as the all night post-grad party, I think I'll take a pass just like I did when I was in high school and go get drunk in Rhino's basement.
PS - I love Liz Margolis' comment about the cost attached with cleaning up somebody's shit. Like what's the going rate for cleaning human feces?
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