Beckham Snags Kid Running Around on the Pitch

What is Beckham thinking here? There are responsibilities that come with being the sexiest man alive. You can't just go around tackling people when they run on the field cause now we're looking at an epidemic of bitches jumping outta the upper deck for a chance to get felt up by Becks. The league should probably just institute a policy that anytime someone runs on the field you cave in their face with a bicycle kick square to the dome.