This whole kids on leashes epidemic is worse than I thought. Figured I was just seeing them everywhere in NYC cause of the large number of crazy, homeless people who are dying to ransom your kid for a McGriddle. But then I got this pic from a Blueskier at a Toledo Mudhens game last week and sure as shit there's a Midwesterner whose got her kid wearing the monkey leash backpack. C'mon people, why are we such pussies about raising today's youth? It never used to be like this. When I was this kid's age my mom would drop me off at the little league ballpark and let me shag foul balls through patches of poisen ivy for hours on end. For every ball you returned to the concession stand they'd give you a dime, and over the course of a good day I'd snag enough of those bitches to get me about three Mountain Dews, a Super Rope, and a pack of Big League Chew. This poor pussy will be lucky if his mom buys him a Smart Water to wash down his NutriGrain Bar.
PS - This is basically an A.O.L. too. Nice work to Ryan on the pic.
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