Don't You Ever Tell Me How To Parent My Kids

I'm still a ways off from even entertaining the thought of children but you better believe when I do I'll never let anyone tell me how to parent them, especially some rent a cop at a Dodgers game. If I wanna toss my kid aside for a chance at a souvenir then that's my prerogative. If the second he learns to walk I show him where the beer shelf in the fridge is and he becomes a beer fetching robot then well, good for me. Don't forget the koozie son. Or if I wanna teach him to throw a nasty 12 to 6 bender that no one in little league can touch and he subsequently blows out his rotator cuff before the 5th grade then that's my problem. All I know is there are countless moments throughout each day to be a good dad to your kids, but you only get a real good shot at a foul ball once or twice in your life. You and you alone should be able to make that call.