

While Bieber was out riding wave runners and cuppin' Selena Gomez's ass all Memorial Day weekend I was sitting home sick as shit. It's like the kid is playing chess while I'm still reading the directions for Ants in the Pants.

And yeah, the Lady Friend actually found Ants in the Pants being given away on someone's stoop and brought it home for my sick ass. Amazing woman.
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