Drunk Hotdog Eating and the 5 Second Rule

Listen, I'm a huge advocate of the 5 second rule. It's pretty much as reliable as gravity. Snatch it up, give it a good blow and a once over with your eyes, and boom, you're good to go. But the one place I might not test this principle would be on the subway. It's a guaranteed fact that every single nook and cranny of the subway was at some time covered in either urine or vomit. Most times both. In conclusion, if you drop food on the subway, don't ever pick it up and eat it. Find a bum and give it to him.

PS - It's a good thing that this chick is eating this dog condiment free cause if it has any condiments on it the 5 second rule is completely outta play.

PSS - Best part about the video is when the conductor tells everyone to stand clear of the doors and she gets pissed cause the train hasn't moved yet.