Clearly Mmase, Detroit Lions training camp mania has gotten the best of you...That visor is badass..I am tellin ya, if Peyton decides to wear that when playing outdoors, I will draft him with my 1st round pick in fantasy football this year...Fuckin eh, if Scott Mitchell wore a visor like that I bet you wouldn't be trashin him..
Bear Jew, good to hear from you. Glad you're still reading. Look forward to some Lions training camp insight come Monday. Send me your thoughts as well.
Don't get me wrong, I love reading the smut stories you post on JBS...but man I think I can speak for all real Detroit sports fans, we need more Lions coverage....I think it is about time to start breaking down the upcoming season...optimism is high in Allen Park and I think it is bout time JBS gets out to drive that Lions bandwagon to a 7-9 season!
Even me, the ultimate "lions hater" is starting to eat that cornbread and drink that kool-aid..
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Clearly Mmase, Detroit Lions training camp mania has gotten the best of you...That visor is badass..I am tellin ya, if Peyton decides to wear that when playing outdoors, I will draft him with my 1st round pick in fantasy football this year...Fuckin eh, if Scott Mitchell wore a visor like that I bet you wouldn't be trashin him..
ReplyDeleteBear Jew, good to hear from you. Glad you're still reading. Look forward to some Lions training camp insight come Monday. Send me your thoughts as well.
ReplyDeleteDon't get me wrong, I love reading the smut stories you post on JBS...but man I think I can speak for all real Detroit sports fans, we need more Lions coverage....I think it is about time to start breaking down the upcoming season...optimism is high in Allen Park and I think it is bout time JBS gets out to drive that Lions bandwagon to a 7-9 season!
ReplyDeleteEven me, the ultimate "lions hater" is starting to eat that cornbread and drink that kool-aid..