Suntimes.com - A North Side man who has a criminal record that includes 80 convictions and 14 arrests is hospitalized with two broken legs and other injuries after having jumped out of a third floor window to elude arrest on a warrant for unpaid child support. Ronald “Boobie” McIntyre, 35, of the 1300 block of North Hudson Street, was wanted for failure to pay $5,979.66 in court-ordered support for his children. After entering the apartment, deputies walked to a window, looked down and saw McIntyre lying on the ground below. Though it appeared he landed on grass, it was actually artificial turf covering concrete that he landed on.
Poor Boobie. This just goes to show you it's a fine line between stupid and clever. We could've been talking about the perfect crime but instead he'll be serving serious jail time with two mutilated legs. Good luck avoiding those gang rapings now dude. But who would've thought that this grassy knoll he jumped onto was the Brady Bunch's back yard? And don't forget, we're not talking about modern day field turf here. This is 8 feet of concrete covered with green carpet. Just one of your all time back fires. It's really a shame to see Boobie fall so far from his glory days at Permian High.
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