Forget That Post Game Blow J Dude

Have fun icing your girlfriend's arm tonight instead of getting head. I'd be blocking this shit with my chest like a catcher if it meant my dick was getting wet but this dude straight mails it in. You have two options here, either dive on her like you're protecting her from grenade shrapnel or you can snatch it outta mid air and get a 10 day contract from the Astros in the process. The one thing you don't do is wave a red flag in front of it like a charging bull and then slip outta the way so your gf gets housed.