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Wednesday, August 4, 2010

A.O.L. - Gumby


Chicks who can do shit like this make my dick quiver. It's generally why I steer clear of yoga studios. I don't want my junk anywhere near this type of kinetic energy. She's like a coiled spring for fuck's sake. I mean if you're doing the deed back there and her leg slips off that mailbox she'll sever your nuts clear off. The risk just ain't worth the reward. Give me a chick who's naturally skinny and likes to hit the bar over some gym rat any day. Score - 7.0

Excluding the fact that I am terrified of this ass, I'm still pretty high on this A.O.L. because photos like this don't come around every day. You know whoever saw this on the street had to stop and pretend to mess with their phone and snap this shit all on the sly. And craftsmanship like that in Manhattan is hard to come by. Well played sir. Score - 9.5

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