My Dog Is Way Cooler Than Your Dog

Figured I need to get my dog prepared if I ever make the move to Detroit. Rule number one, I'm number one. Rule number two, when you hear gun shots, get your ass to the ground. Think she's got that one figured out. Now if I could only teach her not to piss herself whenever someone pets her....Yo Mmase, does lucy do anything other than hide in the corner and make shitty gambling picks?

Let's take it to a vote, is Stella a true HBIC, or do I have too much time on my hands?