I nearly shot PBR out my nose when I saw this ad. This has to be one of the greatest give away promotions that's ever existed. This chair is fuckin amazing. I cant tell for sure who all is on it cause the pictures is kinda fuzzy, but I could make out Stone Cold, The Rock, The Undertaker and Triple H for sure. That's enough to make my boys tingle. If I had this thing I would be an unstoppable blogging machine and if anyone ever gave me shit I would just calmly stand up, fold up the chair and tomahawk the a-hole over the head. Then go back to reporting about some washed up athlete and the slut he's banging.
Two things though...
1 - Being the low-life, gym teaching blogger that I am, there is no way in hell I can afford 3 pay-per-view events of this magnitude. I need to timeshare this bitch. I'm definitely ordering the Royal Rumble, cause I've been straight addicted since '97 when Paul Bearer two timed the Undertaker with Vader and crushed the urn over his head. If you want to order either the Elimination Chamber or WrestleMania Ill give you the chair for a week. And if you want to parlay this and get both, then Ill bump up your visitation time to a month. Pretty fuckin sweet deal if you ask me.
2 - I don't know what the hell the deal is with the whole "qualify to receive" nonsense but you better believe that if I pay for all 3 pay-per-views and don't get this chair, then ill be Pearl River Plunging people's asses all over the place.
PS- Did anyone make it through this whole video? Cause I did and yeah, its the same shit the whole way through. Fuckin hilarious. Im still obsessed with Ahmed Johnson to this day. I wonder if he has a fathead?
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