Jerseygate

Now I'm not one to normally get tied up in minor details but i cant fuckin get over that no call that went down in Chrysler on Tuesday night. You cant convince me the jersey grab wasn't a foul any more than you can rip the noose out of my hands after this Michigan loss. Yeah its embarrassing that all we have left is rivalry wins, a shot at .500 and a NIT bid, but a loss to MSU never sits lightly with me.

I was slightly shocked that Michigan showed up at all considering we've already fucked up several must wins on the way to grabbing a March Madness birth. Most notably, at Wisconsin where the Wolverines were up 10, and an unconscionable lost to Northwestern where we had a 17 pt lead. But lets let bygones be bygones and our shitty team be our shitty team.

Quick Notes From Last Night's Game:

I liked the way Blue started by leaving Manny on the bench and going with the lineup we've been rocking the last two games. Michigan actually came out on their game and took care of the ball. This was undoubtedly the reason it came down to a blown call at the end and we weren't forced to see Michigan getting pumped all night long. Winning the turnover battle was huge.

What was up with Morris hitting the top of the backboard with that 3 from the corner? I thought this guy was supposed to help round us out. That was 5th grade basketball shit. Kid's gotta grow up a bit.

The Kalin Lucus elbow and the Manny Harris elbow from last year were the same fuckin play! Yeah, it woulda been bullshit if Kalin was tossed like Manny but Lucus-Perry got straight jacked up. At this point in the game i'd already destroyed about 7 Bud Heavys and got belligerent cause there wasn't even a flagrant foul. Only difference between the two plays was that Lucus-Perry didn't bleed a drip, and that pussy Kramer from Purdue had his nose explode like Tiger on a first date with an NY socialite. Lucus-Perry needs to take a note out of the NHL playbook and carry around a razor blade in his sock for just such a situation. "Cut me Mick, Cut me!"



Man, when I saw Jalen Rose I thought this shit was a lock. He was fired up. Webber gets all the hype but Jalen was definitely the ring leader of the Fab Five and probably the most badass. His story about getting busted in a shady drug house in Ann Arbor and then going to play Illinois where they chanted "Craaackk Hoouussee, Craaacckk Hoouussee" is fuckin priceless.


That ref going down was the end of us. I knew it. I just fuckin knew it. Like why did we have douches in the Maize Rage holding this guys face on a stick? Had to be planned right. I'm guessing they had a dime on MSU moneyline and were shooting poison darts into his rib cage. There was such a sense of impending doom when I saw him have a fuckin back spasm running down the court. Things were just going too well. And the fuckin rub of it all was that had he been in that game there is no way the officiating crew misses that jersey grab. Totallyfuckinbelievable


Michigan is definitely owed one. In fact I think they're owed two. Not a chance I'm over that extra second MSU got so Smoker could spike the ball in 2001. That shit was criminal.



Aight, I'm done bitching for awhile.