Miracle in Muskegon

So what I got from this story is that this slut Brandi was sexting her boyfriend on the way to school, drops her cell phone and is worried that it might jam the gas or break pedals so she reaches down to pick it up and ass rapes the back end of a school bus that her little sister was currently on. Wait, what?! This shit makes no sense. First off, what kind of phone does this chick have? You gotta be rolling with the old school Zack Morris phone if you are worried the thing is gonna jam up the gas or break pedal! There is just no way a Blackberry Curve or Motorola Razor is slamming down the gas or break pedal. And another thing, did this chick forget she was on planet Earth where an object in motion tends to stay in motion until acted upon by an equal and opposite force? Your telling me she bends down and forgets that the car is still moving forward? Really? Not to mention that school buses have like 4000 flashing lights and mini little retractable stop signs that shoot out from all over anytime the bus is even thinking about stopping and she still got Scott Stevensed by it.



Best part about it all is that her little sister Amber was on the bus, weird? I guess Brandi didn't want to lose any of the cache' that comes with rolling into the school parking lot in that drop top Lebaron by having to drop off her little sister at the elementary entrance before hand. Shit would be social suicide.