Miami better watch its ass. Scratch that, the children of Miami better watch their ass. Pete Townshend of "The Who" is coming to town to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show and I wouldn't take my yet to be born child to this game even if I had one of those wrist leashes that my Mom used to put on me at the mall. Dude claimed that he used his credit card to access a site that had images of child pornography for research purposes in his crusade against child pornography. Likely fuckin story Pete. Guy reeks of a Catholic priest preaching that he needs alone time with a choir boy to teach him about temptations of the flesh. I get it, Pete went with the playbook of if you want to do something repulsive and totally against all social and moral norms, than you just gotta pretend you give a serious fuck about stopping it. But I'm fuckin on to you Pete. You gotta wake up pretty early in the morning to fool old Mmase. The first thing the Super Bowl halftime selection committee should have done was check his recent computer history and I bet they woulda found a shit ton of images of Bart Simpson getting his dick sucked by Lisa and Velma getting pounded by Scrappy Doo (lets ad beastiality to the charges), although in his defense their ages were always remotely ambiguous on Scooby Doo, so maybe the guy is actually just a saint that plays a mean ax.
PS - Velma was always asking for it in that little skirt and those glasses. Nice work Scrappy.
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