Greatest Invention Ever?

Can we get Obama to pass some sort of legislation demanding women have a Shake Weight in their hands at all times if they aren't currently working on an actual dick? It truly would be a watershed moment in his Presidency and would sweep this whole health care fuck up under the rug.

Plus, I think the ladies are totally down. Who wouldn't love the fastest, easiest, and most effective way to get a beautiful upper body without getting cum on you. So ladies call today and start J-ing O, D after D.