Rate This Prank - I Give It A 9

Good premise here. Attacking your friend's biggest fear while he is blackout drunk is always a good start. Putting him on an elevated surface to increase the possibility of injury was also a nice touch. And this fake casket they put together with a guitar hero box was pretty much perfect. I'm only disappointed in the fact that when this dude started throwing hay makers his buddy didn't fight back at all. You wanna smack me in the face after I pull off some Penn and Teller shit like this than you better be ready for me to cave in your drunken face.

PS - I could do without the boner joke made by the little dude at the :55 mark



Thanks to Jmase for the clip

Trinity Squashes Yale

This little Asian dude from Yale can save the sob story. His team just got dominated for the 12th straight year (yeah thats right, Trinity Squash has won 12 consecutive national championships) and then he gets straight dragon breath'd into submission by this fist pumping Roger Federer wannabe. He just took it too. Didn't say nothing back, didn't headbutt him so hard his nose exploded, nothing, just took it like a bitch. Sounds about right to me. In the words of Ricky Bobby, "He's a winner. Winners get to do what they want."

Depaul Basketball In A Nutshell

I've got some family connections with Depaul basketball so I end up watching them more than most teams. I've actually seen them live twice this year and will get at least one more game out of them at the Big East Tournament in Madison Square Garden in a few weeks, but shit is just hard to watch sometimes. Like last night I was excited to see Lance Stevenson, the freshman phenom from Lincoln High School in Coney Island (the school highlighted in "He Got Game") cause I saw him play a few times last year. Dude was hands down the best high school player in the country but a shit ton of run-ins with the police left him with limited options and he ended up at Cincinnati. But last night he proved why so many people were after him in the first place. I almost jumped outta my seat when I saw him drag his balls all over Mac Koshwal's face last night. This dunk was totallyfuckinbelievable and was basically a microcosm of Depaul's season. But that doesn't mean I won't be there to cheer on the Blue Demons in my Depaul sweatervest come tourney time.

And Bmase The Goalie Was Born

I'm thinking that Bmase sucked it up after this incident and realized that he stopped the ball even if it was with his face. Some people question why they are the way they are, Bmase's calling was in this moment.

In all seriousness, fuckin around in the basement with my brothers was the best. Knee hockey was probably the most common thing we used to play. We would take turns at goalie and the other three would just rip shots and do play by play. We even heated up the blades over a pot of boiling water and curved them so we could get wicked wristers. I remember reinacting old Wings vs North Star games and I would be Jon Casey in net just flashing the leather when Bmase tried to go top tittie on me.

I miss the North Stars.



PS - What the hell kinda noise did that kid make when he got drilled? Sounded like a stuck pig or something.



Thanks to SHof for the clip and some insight

Did you know that Chris Kaman was the only All-Star on the floor last night? I Just Realized He Was Drafted After Darko Too, Christ

VS

Man, how disappointing is it when you hear the Pistons are going to be in L.A. playing some ball only to find out they’re playing the fucking Clippers.

At least the Clippers have native Michigander and CMU product Chris Kaman to watch. Nothing beats watching an All-Star (seriously, Kaman was an All-Star this year) terrorize the Piston big men all night. Actually, it wasn’t just Kaman. Even the NBA hot potato Dwight Gooden had a big night. Of course, that’s what happens when you see effort spent on the court.

I guess I shouldn’t really be expecting hustle from anyone at this point. What are we, 21-36? I mean, why expect Ben Gordon to score a single point (for real, he offered up a nice doughnut in 19 minutes)?

It’s just a little annoying at this point to have a 9 point half time lead and fully expect the Stones to blow it against the fucking Clippers. Seriously, the FUCKING CLIPPERS. It didn’t matter that Rip hit a clutch three with 40 seconds to go in the game to get the lead, you just knew something was going to go wrong. Sure enough, some homeless guy named Rasual Butler wandered onto the court and scored 5 points in the final half minute and got a clutch block on Stuckey to put the game on ice for the Clips. Who the fuck is Rasual Butler?

MarcUM

"Shit Kids In Brooklyn Say"

3 of my b-ballers just laid down this rap about going to college. Made it on NPR the other day. Check it.

3 Titans - Khalil, Jordan & Dallas

And This Little Piggy Got Crushed By A Golf Cart

Detroitnews - While defeating the coaching twosome of Lloyd McClendon and Rick Knapp on the golf course Monday, and going up 2-0 for the spring, Jim Leyland and Gene Lamont had a mishap. One Leyland still felt Tuesday. Lamont drove the cart over his foot -- and broke Leyland's right little toe. "Who told you," said Leyland, who recently shared his plans to cut down on swearing. "Was it Mac? I was hoping to say I hit it accidentally with my 9 iron." Leyland said. "Actually, I wasn't going to bring it up at all." The manager/warrior did not require medical attention, however -- other than from the team's trainers. "They're telling me that with the way it feels, it has to be broken," he said.

Man, getting your foot run over by a golf cart is bad enough but imagine getting run over by a golf cart with 300 lbs of Gene Lamont in it. Shit, Jim's little toe is probably a mangled mess. I also love that Gene is running his mouth about being 2-0 in skin's games over Lloyd McClendon. Dude is the worst hitting coach in baseball, I highly doubt he is any good at golf.




Thanks to The Boy for the link