Doplar Looks Brutal in Arlington

Thanks a lot Bud Selig. Cause you decided to play Brick Tamland today and postpone the Tigers game until tomorrow I'll get to watch a combined zero minutes of game 2. Totallyfuckinbelievable.

Think I Saw Harrington in Boulder Last Night

Piano solo. Check.

Polyester leisure suit. Check.

LGBT umbrella in the background. Check.

Yup, it was him.

Anyone Else Bored as Shit Today?

I honestly don't know what to do with myself today. A fall Sunday without the Lions is about as rare as an Alex Avila post season hit. And now that the Tigers' game just got postponed till tomorrow I need some direction for the rest of the day. Here is a list of things I might try in order to get through the worst Sunday ever.

1 - Get all my Lions Jerseys Dry Cleaned: They're covered in years of beer and various condiments. Good day to wash away all that losing.



2 - Book Club: Been dying to curl up with this one.



3 - Shower. Finally



4 - Get off the Fantasy Football schneid: Despite Jason Hanson and Sebastian Janikowski I'm still a combined 0-8 in my 2 leagues. Who knew you weren't supposed to draft kickers early?



5 - Recycle all the Empty Blaze Orange Camo Busch Cans that have Piled up in the Pantry Since Week 1



6 - Play Beer Die



7 - Go to Mass



8 - Make Love



9 - Get Lions 16-0 Tat



10 - Grab a Camera and go AOL Cruising



11 - Finally Forgive Barry



12 - Pretend the Lions are on and get all sorts of Drunk-Lions-Chick blackout anyway.



13 - Put Celebration on Repeat



14 - Eat the Rest of Last Nights Hot and Ready.



15 - Just Sleep till Monday

Fitzgerald Might've Had a Case on that Whole Facemask Thing

Pat Fitzgerald just about lost his well educated mind when NW went for it on 4th down inside of Michigan territory midway through the 4th quarter and Jordan Kovacs ripped Persa's helmet clean off. Initially, it seemed like Kovacs just got the qb in an awkward position and took the helmet off with a clean squeeze of the right arm but if you took a long look at the replay it was evident that Kovacs' left hand got a handful of Persa's facemask which should've resulted in a personal foul and a first down.

Would it have really mattered? Probably not, but I've got no issues with Pat blowing his top over it cause that's what separates good coaches from the rest. If you aren't prepared to argue that call then you might as well put on a skirt and grab some pom poms like Joe Pa. Mascot U.

Suh Still Clinging to Hopes of Being Named Lions Place Kicker

Time to let it go big fella. I mean Hanson is absolutely killing it this year which means you've got about a zero percent chance of getting another shot at an extra point this year. Unless of course he goes down with a serious injury in which case I'm screwed. Jason is easily the best player on my fantasy team. Check out the gong show I'm running out there this week.




PS - Suh is lucky Vanden Bosch didn't rip off his head for making it rain Gatorade all over him. That shit is sticky.

When did "The Most Interesting Man in the World" get a gig with the Eagles?

When in Rome they do as he does. To bad he's in Phili where they blow 20 point leads.

New slogan... "I don't normally blow 20 point leads, but when I do, I prefer it's against the Lions."

What's the Dileo with Michigan having numbers on their Helmets?

I know the announcers explained that Michigan players liked the helmets with the numbers they wore against ND so much that Hoke is gonna roll with them the rest of the year but I'm actually not that into it. I think they look great and all but if you start letting Denard and company call the shots we're gonna see Brady Hoke wearing one of these rasta wigs with the dreads before we play Wisconsin.