I honestly don't know what to do with myself today. A fall Sunday without the Lions is about as rare as an Alex Avila post season hit. And now that the Tigers' game just got postponed till tomorrow I need some direction for the rest of the day. Here is a list of things I might try in order to get through the worst Sunday ever.
1 - Get all my Lions Jerseys Dry Cleaned: They're covered in years of beer and various condiments. Good day to wash away all that losing.
2 - Book Club: Been dying to curl up with this one.
3 - Shower. Finally
4 - Get off the Fantasy Football schneid: Despite Jason Hanson and Sebastian Janikowski I'm still a combined 0-8 in my 2 leagues. Who knew you weren't supposed to draft kickers early?
5 - Recycle all the Empty Blaze Orange Camo Busch Cans that have Piled up in the Pantry Since Week 1
6 - Play Beer Die
7 - Go to Mass
8 - Make Love
9 - Get Lions 16-0 Tat
10 - Grab a Camera and go AOL Cruising
11 - Finally Forgive Barry
12 - Pretend the Lions are on and get all sorts of Drunk-Lions-Chick blackout anyway.
13 - Put Celebration on Repeat
14 - Eat the Rest of Last Nights Hot and Ready.
15 - Just Sleep till Monday
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