Fuckin Idiot

Stop being so gay Rudy

The Hump Day Meet And Greet: Bmase aka BMOC - Big Man On Campus

Just so you have a better understanding of what kind of human being you are dealing with, I thought we needed to have a little meet and greet with my bro Bmase. So consider this the waiving of your legal rights and dont come bitching to me when you blow your rent money on his "sure things" or all women stop speaking to you when you use his pickup lines. This story pretty much sums up his philosophy about sports and life. Enjoy.

Oh, and the world wide web was down at work yesterday. Don't go thinkin i'm slackin.

Mmase
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Not sure if this story has been made public or not. But it was the summer of 2009 and I had brewers tickets. Most of us know how drunk I get at tiger games, the big boy statue out in the right field of Comerica knows what I'm talking about. So you could only imagine my intoxication level for an irrelevant national league baseball game in milwaukee. Anygay.... it was getting late in the game and there was a 4 sitting directly infront of me. This girl was gaining a point an inning as the miller lite got accidently dropped down my throat. Once she hit a 10, it was time to make a move. I came at her with something hot, like "whats your first name?" Of course she ate it up and was turned around looking deep into my greenish blue eyes. But then this whore started talking sports. And thats when I really get upset. She started talking her shit about Brett Favre and what a man he was. I mean I get it, dude looks awesome in tight jeans, can throw a 90 mph slant route, and chews a tin a day. The guy is sweet, but he has also cost the lions about 25 wins over the last 15 years, so for that, I'll fucking curse his name til the day he dies. Having said that........thats when I dropped the quote of 2009, and I stand by it. While getting held back by friends as my passion hit its boiling point, i screamed for the entire section to hear "you will be fingering yourself to Matthew Stafford in 3 years!" I think JoeyBallGame's first t-shirt might have just been created.

Incase you were wondering how the rest of my conversation went with this swamp donkey, she turned immediately around and did not respond to me the rest of the game. I chirped the shit out of her the next 3 innings and i believe I made her cry. Sorry for correctly predicting your masturbation habits, boom roasted.

This story makes me remember my date with Tom Izzo's goddaughter during my days at Michigan State. This girl was smoking and way out of my league, and I had the balls to tell her Tommy Amaker was a better coach than Izzo. I dropped her off after the date and never heard from her again. Fuck my life

Bmase

Spartans Are Soft

I'm not mad, I'm absolutely furious. I could give two shits about beating wisconsin. I was way too busy pounding steveweisers and housing cheese balls/sobelman's burgers to really even watch this game, but the end result proves my point. Tom Izzo is a fucking pussy. Other than his final four appearances and his ability to win games in march, i'd rather have Rod Marinelli with his sharp shovel and strong will. Bo Ryan could travel to east lansing, steal izzo's $6 long island iced tea, wife, and job before dinner was served. I've never scene anybody do less with as much talent as he has. No disrespect to Trevon Hughes, but michigan state is loaded with players of his talent. But instead these players come to east lansing, fuck orange face sorositutes, acquire herpes (see chris allen's face), and raid the brojects like its bunker hill. Wait thats the football squad, dantonio is still my boy. Seriously Izzo, take your dick out of Steve Mariuccis ass, and start swinging it around the Big Ten like you should. I would give up blowjobs for a year to have Bob Huggins coaching my team.



Bmase

Tiger Still On The Prowl

It seems like everyone and their whorey sister is taking a shot at Tiger these days. I really like this chicks balls though cause at least we will remember her for 15 minutes and not ever even know she existed in the first place.

I just doubt she is being truthful considering she was at The Masters and claims that Tiger didn't get all up inside of that. Its all about credibility hunny and you are lying through the clear braces that tiger bought you. Its guaranteed that Tiger hit this numerous times, she lost his number and just wanted to get his attention somehow.


Guy is a straight predator.

Has Anyone Seen The Rest Of Shaun Whites Head?

Holy Shit!!! This is the biggest hit i've ever seen in a fake sport. Well, besides this one...



At least Shaun White didnt leave his AIDS all over the halfpipe. Ewww, too soon?

"Shit Kids In Brooklyn Say"

While playing a dodgeball game called Harry Potter


"What you doing not picking me to be Harry Potter last time? Didn't you see me feen'n?"

Isaiah -Brooklyn, NY - 7 Years Old

Bed Stuy Do Or Die Bitches

Moral Victories Are For Pussies

VS

It continues to surprise me how the Pistons can keep it close with a team like the Magic. Just the way that team is made up seems like they should roll past a team like the Pistons. I mean, when you’re rolling out Ben Wallace and Jason Maxiell against a dude like Dwight Howard, you’re in trouble.

Yet, there they were, the Pistons hanging tough down the wire. We even managed to hold Howard under his season average. But the three point shooting of the magic was too much to overcome. That and the horrible turnover from Ben Gordon down the stretch. Can somebody explain to me why the fuck he was on the court in the last minutes? Dude was 2-11, and 0-4 from deep for 5 points.

Also, how the hell do you expect to win when you let JJ Redick drop 17 on you? Like seriously, JJ Redick? I can handle showtimers like Jameer Nelson or Rashard Lewis taking it to us, just not a Dukie. Anyone but a Dukie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCglZ4KFPWg&feature=channel

MarcUM