Verlander for MVP?

I just don't get it. Who cares about the MVP? Honestly? My guess its the kids who are under 12 and beat their shit to JV and the guys who are over 40 who still beat their shit to JV. This debate has been going on after every Verlander start, and it's as played as the Favre retire/unretire bit. Who cares about an award that has no guidelines for the actual voting. Baseball traditionalists might be my least favorite people on earth. I'm all for removing the home plate umpire, and having the robot from Rocky IV calling balls and strikes.