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Sunday, February 12, 2012

Alert the Press: Wabash College Over the Shoulder Shot Goes Down vs Kenyon College



I've got two observations. First off, I was at a middle school basketball game in Denver today and there were seriously more fans in attendance. I don't really care if you're a D-III school you gotta represent way harder than this. I mean my high school football team had more fans downstate this year than the Kenyon/Wabash crowd combined. Side note - I'm hard looking at that powerhouse backfield.


And two, as a coach you have to hate this shot selection. Don't care if the shot clock is running down you still have to pivot and square your shoulders. Maybe that's just me, but I'm all about fundamentals. Probably would've thrown a fire extinguisher at this kid's head in the locker room.

Saturday, February 11, 2012

Karl Ravech Tweets Cabrera Has Dropped 25 Pounds


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Alex Avila joins bbtn at 330et says he's working out with Cabrera and that Cabrera has lost 25 pounds and is excited about moving to 3rd


Joeyblueskies.com photographers were fortunate enough to capture this shot of him playing some winter ball in Venezuela last week. Dude looks lean.

Homer Gets Sled from Teammates for 1000th NHL Game


Great gesture by the classiest group of athletes in all of sports. One question though, why a Ski-Doo? Always saw Homer as more of a Polaris man. A Ski-Doo is more of something you'd get this flamer.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Anybody Got $4500 I Can Borrow to Buy this Incredible Hulk Caprice?


I saw this Incredible Hulk themed Caprice in a McDonalds parking lot yesterday and almost came in my pants, again. Cause yeah, like I said, I was in a McDonalds parking lot and had obviously already came once.

PS - Apparently turning into the Hulk is considered a handicap.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Wings Beat Edmonton 4-2 on Way to 18th Straight Home Win


Last night the Wings took down the Oilers and an absolutely red hot Sammy Gagner by a final of 4-2. The win extended the Wings' home win streak to a franchise record 18 games, only 2 short of the NHL record. The bad news is I don't really see this domination at The Joe translating into a huge advantage come playoff time. Here's the main reasons why...

1 - During the Home Winning Streak We've Beat Several Non Playoff Teams

Over the course of the regular season some real shit shows have rolled into The Joe. I mean, I understand that you can't expect every team to make 20 straight playoff appearances but beating the likes of Edmonton doesn't equate to much of anything in my book. When push comes to shove, the fact of the matter is that every playoff team will have at least one decent aspect to their game. Whether it be a powerplay that can put up points, a physical game focused on derailing the talented attack of the Wings, or a tender on straight fucking fire, each team will have something that it brings to the table and there aren't gonna be any off nights at home or on the road during the playoffs.


2 - A Shit Ton of Our Home Wins Came in a Shootout or during the 5 minute, 4 on 4 Overtime



With the overtime rules being different in the playoffs the Wings lose what is a major advantage for them during the regular season. Come April, long gone are the days of the 4 on 4 overtime period and the shootout, which the skilled, puck control game of Detroit has used to their benefit while building this win streak. Don't get me wrong, I still like the Wings' experience to come out in big moments but during the playoffs I think their biggest advantage is a steady attack over the course of 3 regulation periods, not during an infinite overtime where one mistake can end things in a matter of seconds.

Two of the best from this season.





I wish I could fuckin bathe in that Bertuzzi spin-o-rama.


3 - Last Year the Wings Were Way Better on the Road Than at Home (64% vs 50%)

Despite this amazing win streak I still can't say I'm any more confident in their ability to win at home than I was in their ability to on the road last year. And as great as this run has been there hasn't been a tangible change in the environment at The Joe from a year ago when we were merely mediocre. It's hockey, and in the grand scheme of things rinks aren't all that much different from one another. Yeah, the crowd might get a little rowdier during a run like this and there is always something to be said about the springy boards in Joe Louis but it's not like the Packers playing at Lambeau where the weather is a constant factor or the Twins playing in the Metrodome where their speed and small ball mentality gives them a distinct advantage over 90% of teams. And despite Detroit's grand tradition of kicking nonstop ass and all the success they've had at home this year, you have to understand that it's still the same barn that they went .500 in last year.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Budweiser Goes All Out For Beer League Hockey Teams



I wanna know how many of these dudes didn't go home to their wives? Bottom line is Bud Heavy + puck sluts = adultery. Greatest night in the history of pond rockets everywhere.

Verlander Lands Cover of MLB 2k12



Great commercial but probably the worst promotional idea in the history of ideas. I mean who the fuck plays video games to rack up quality starts and throw complete games? Fuckin nobody, that's who. It's the reason when you played RBI Baseball 2 as a kid you weren't allowed to throw anything but a fastball from the middle of the rubber. There was basically an unwritten rule that you got one "accidental" junk pitch over the course of the game and if it happened twice your opponent got to throw a haymaker at your dome, no questions asked. And the reason for that unwritten rule is cause pitching is flat out the worst part of any baseball video game. Keep your million dollar grand prize 2k12. JBS likes the long ball.