Summer Vacation Has Commenced

As I'm sure you've noticed, not a lot of posts coming outta jbs lately. Been finishing up with school and now I'm packing up the life and heading West. The Lady Friend, Lucy Bones, and I should be getting into Denver late Friday night so probably won't be around till sometime next week. Enjoy the summer and follow JoeyBlueSkies on Twitter for trip updates.

Go Tigers!

Drink, Don't Drive. Do the Watermelon Crawl.

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I think this guy is taking Tracy Bird a little too literal.

Guy on Some Auction Hunting Show Basically has the Same Tattoo as Me

Was watching one of the 200 reality shows about auction hunting and saw this dude flash some ink that looked eerily similar to mine. Totallyfuckinbelievable. I guess it's time to get a butter knife and start scraping.

Rainn Wilson Feels the Wrath of Detroit After Twitter Remarks

(WXYZ) - Actor Rainn Wilson has touched off a minor firestorm on Twitter over a tweet he posted on the reaction of some Vancouver Canucks fans to their team's loss in Game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals. The loss touched off riots in the Canadian city, with 150 people needing treatment at the hospital and another 100 being arrested.

In response to the riots, Wilson posted "Vancouver is now the Detroit of Canada." on his Twitter account .

The response to that tweet was such that Wilson felt the need to respond to it two hours later with "Wow, I pissed off a lot of Vancouverites and Detroit folk. In penance I'm going to tip over my Prius and set fire to it." Wilson further responded later Thursday with another tweet saying "Man, I have a new-found respect for Detroit after the angry shellacking Ive taken from my crack this AM. U guys sure rally to yr city!"

Vancouver wishes they had 11 cups. Eat a dick Rainn.

Jackass Dies In Fiery Car Crash

Surprised Ryan Dunn got taken down my something as normal as a car crash. Figured he would've probably gotten tetanus from having his butt cheeks pierced together or something.

Good night, sweet jackass.

John Wall Throws Out First Pitch

Why would you ever agree to do this when you've got an arm like Smalls from the Sandlot? Good thing I'm around to give some advice.

JBS: Man, this is baseball. You gotta stop thinking. Just have fun. I mean, if you were having fun you would've made that throw. You ever have a paper route?

John Wall: I helped a guy once.

JBS: Okay, well chuck it like you throw paper. When your arm gets here, just let go. Just let go, it's that easy.

John Wall: How do I catch it?

JBS: Just stand there and stick your glove out in the air. I'll take care of it.

There we go. Problem solved.

Morning Wood with Candace Swanepoel

Little video action of Candace to get you going this morning.