This banging body belongs to the one and only Arianny Celeste. She's been strutting her ass around as a ring girl lately and making every roided out dude in the UFC wish he hadn't shrank his dick in exchange for bigger biceps.
But before you get any ideas take a look at the video around the 3:25 mark. Arianny drops a bomb bigger than Fat Man. Check out the reporters reaction. I love how he just refuses to believe it.
1. Rap Videoing -- The act of pouring or spraying an alcoholic beverage onto the head or chest of a friend in a celebratory fashion, all the while yelling "Rap Video!".
"Did you see Shawne Merriman rap videoing that chick at the club last night?"
I'm gonna rap video your ass tonight at the party.
by Joey Blueskies Aug 6, 2010
In honor of Rap Videoing becoming an official word that probably counts in Scrabble and shit, we're looking for pictures or better yet videos of you Rap Videoing your closest friends. Trust me this will be a huge hit at your weekend bbq or regular Blursday get together. initially people will be pissed and have no clue what is going on but after you do it a few times people start to go crazy for this shit. I'll post any and all pics/video I get.
PS - Who else is sweating that "cartoon yourself" chick in the ad? Even animated knee highs are hot.
This is a pretty badass commercial but what's up with Suh separating his sideburns from his chinstrap beard? Check it at the :12 second mark. Shit is weird.
PS - I better get credited with discovering this. I doubt any other Lion's insider can give you this type of information.
After watching this bat ninja go through his swing routine at the :35 second mark I thought he'd need that bat to beat off all the pussy that was coming his way. I mean the thing where he flips the bat as he's swinging is fuckin insane. But after the initial flurry it just turns into BMOC's devil stick routine from 7th grade. It took him like a million tries to get the foot trick down. Pretty pathetic if you ask me. I will admit though that the flurry at the end was really fuckin sweet. Should've just done that the entire time.
Facebook.com - "To show support to the Detroit Lions, Joe Paquette, 63, is walking from his home in Munising, Mi (Upper Peninsula) to the Lions practice facility in downstate Allen Park, 425 miles, bringing the message of “Sisu!” "Sisu", is Finnish for "strength of will, determination, perseverance and acting rationally in the face of adversity. "Once people find out some guy with arthritis in both knees walked all this way, they'll realize he didn't get down there on his own," Paquette said. "We all have Sisu on our side, and the Lions will get Sisu on their side and will have a winning season this year. "Once that happens, we'll be in the Super Bowl," Paquette added. "That's my goal." "Paquette, a Viet Nam veteran of the Army's 4th Division, will be carrying an American flag and his P.O.W. M.I.A. flag on his journey, and will be followed by his brother-in-law." To walk with him or offer words of support please call him at 906-202-2235 between 8am-8pm!
For years I've been trying to figure out what it is that the Lions need. At first I thought it was a GM that didn't get off on only drafting terrible offensive players.
Turns out I was wrong. Then I thought it might be that we needed a wide receiver that valued winning more than making sweet first down celebrations.
Nope, wrong again. Maybe it would've helped to have a QB with better understanding of the field dimensions.
Nah, that didn't do it either. I guess it could've been that we needed a coach who doesn't take the wind instead of the ball in Overtime.
Wrong, wrong, and wrong again. Turns our all we needed this whole time was some fuckin Sisu. And Joe Paquette is only miles away from delivering a serious dose of it to the Lions in Allen Park. If this doesn't qualify Lions' fans as the best in the business then I don't know what does. I mean the day the Lions finally win the Super Bowl will without a doubt be the best day of my life. I get goosebumps even thinking about it. Just listen to the emotion in Joe's voice when he says Sisu will bring us a Super Bowl. Guy means it and as long as we believe it will happen. Not this year or next, but eventually we'll get it and this city will erupt, the state will erupt, and I will erupt. I'm sure that the day the Lady Friend and I finally nail it down will be fantastic and when we pop out some juniors it will be sweet, but the day Stafford leads us to the promise land will be the day I'm okay with death. As much as I'm a diehard Redwings, Pistons, and Tigers fan, they could all be World Champions for the next 10 years and I'd trade them all for a single Lions' Super Bowl. I mean that and I think most Detroit sports fans would say the same.
Time for another football season. This makes me slightly depressed though cause no matter how many letters I write the Lions won't ever get cheerleaders. I'm 100% positive that this is the reason we haven't ever been to the Super Bowl.
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JOEYBLUESKIES.COM DICTIONARY
Joey Blueskies-A derogatory nickname for Detroit Lions' quarterback, Joey Harrington which came about as fans realized that, no matter how badly he played, Harrington always characterized his performances, and the situation in general, in an extremely positive or "blueskies" manner. Lions Bumaya!- translates to English as "Lions kill him!" and is the rallying cry of any true Lions fan. "Ali Bumaye" was the local's chant before and during the "rumble in the jungle" fight between Mohammed Ali and George Foreman in Zaire in 1974.
Totallyfuckinbelievable- my life sucks so bad that this bullshit is totally fucking believable, hence it's totallyfuckinbelievable. From the root, unfuckinbelievable.
Eating the Cornbread- the undying and undeserved optimism Detroit Lions fans bring to the beginning of each season. If you think the Lions are winning more than 6 games this year you're eating the cornbread.
Rap Videoing- The act of pouring or spraying an alcoholic beverage onto the head or chest of a friend in a celebratory fashion, all the while yelling "Rap Video!".
Lions Sisu!- translates to "Lions need strength of will, determination, perseverance and to act rationally in the face of adversity." Joe Paquette brought the Finnish message with him when he walked from the U.P. to Detroit in order to tell the Lions they need Sisu.
A.O.L.- asses on location. Whenever a blueskier sees a smoking hot ass walking down the street, as a readers fee, it's their responsibility to take a photo of said ass and send it to me at which point I will post it and grade it.
Blursday - drinking so much on a Thursday night that it becomes blurry.
Michigander- the preferred nomanclature when referring to anyone from Michigan. Beat out Michiganian in our official jbs.com poll
