Great Minds Think Alike

Talked with BMOC today about his thoughts on rivalry weekend and to my surprise he's not going the Michigan State slappy route and predicting a 55-10 route by MSU. In fact on the count of 3 we both revealed our final score predictions and I had Michigan 31-30 and he had Michigan 29-28. My main thought is that if the game remains low scoring it favors MSU but I just don't think anyone in the nation can contain Denard to one, if not more big plays. Do I think he'll get away with that jump ball bullshit he pulled against ND and have a miraculous comeback? Hell no, but I think he'll get 3/4 yards per run attempt and then bust one, two, or even possibly three big runs that result in Michigan scores. Plus you have to take into account that Smith or Shaw could do the same. I'm also looking forward to seeing Devin Gardner under center and a few tricky plays that should free Denard up to get the ball in space.

Bottom line is we both agreed this one will be be close and a semi high scoring affair. Great minds think alike even if one of us went to UofM and the other went to Eastern/transferred to MSU. Boom Roasted!

PS - I google searched "House Divided" and this image came up and I almost crapped my pants in anticipation of a Northwestern/MSU love child. This kid is destined to be a genius with a drinking problem. And don't pretend you don't know where the respective genes are coming from.

Career Advice with BMOC

Lesson: While sports quotes are great and inspiring, they DO NOT work in every situation.

The Situation: Interview with Director of Client Support for Leadership position.

The Quote: "Pride Comes Before the Fall"

I've never seen a guys head snap so fast. You would of thought I said I like to rape little girls. So while my peers were discussing how they can promote synergy, increase their bandwidth, and focus on their core competencies, I'm talking myself in circles and closing with "Pride Comes Before the Fall".

If I get a second interview, they better not ask me how to improve the department. "We don't need no meows, we don't need no cats, we need more dogs" seems like the right answer. I'll let you know how that goes.

MillenBall

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Hot damn I can't wait to see this in theaters. I heard the scene where Millen and Mornhinweg storm out of practice on their Harley's will send chills down your spine. And that on the bonus features, they have 6 hours worth of footage of Millen cutting his own grass, by hand!

NEWS ALERT: Dom Fathead Available on Ebay

I thought it my duty to inform everyone that there is currently a Dominic Raiola fathead available on Ebay. It's going for $99 bucks which is about $98 bucks more than it's worth but still, the fact Harrington hasn't bought up every one of these in existence is shocking.


My only complaint is that this fathead should've been from the ass end so I could practice taking snaps from him all day.

I Just Got the Ole "My Dog Ate My Gym Shorts Excuse". Classic

This kid Kye showed up the other day with possibly the most ballsy excuse note of all time. I mean we've all heard the dog ate my homework excuse but this is taking it to a whole new level. Mom even left 2 phone numbers for me to call if I had any questions, just basically daring me to call her. I almost did just to let her know she's the greatest mom ever.

Did Aretha Just Roll Outta Bed to Sing the National Anthem?

Jesus girl, put on a pant suit or something. These 80's mom jeans and ballpark giveaway windbreaker just scream welfare line.

Who'd Kevorkian Have To Kill To Get These Seats

Hell of a week for Dr. Death to come back from the dead. Tigers bumaya!