Woman Makes Door Porn (SFW)

I don't have much time today to dedicate to the blog so I'm gonna leave you with this gem to ponder for the next few hours or so before I can get back to the computer. Enjoy, I think...

Morning Wood with Adrianne Palicki

BMOC got me hooked on Friday Night Lights so in turn I will share with you Tyra Collette the resident slut on the show.

When I'm Right, I'm Right

Freep - Down, 1-0, after being held hitless through three innings, the Orioles sent 10 batters to the plate in the fourth against Bonderman, who fueled the uprising by hitting two batters and walking one. After a bunt single, a walk and a hit batter loaded the bases, Pie smacked an RBI single off the rightfield wall, and Jones lined a three-run double inside the third-base line. Bonderman then hit Robert Andino with a pitch before Tatum doubled in two runs with a drive off the base of the centerfield wall. “Bondo started out really good and, all of a sudden, they had four hits — one was a bunt single — and they had six runs out of it,” Detroit manager Jim Leyland said. “Just had a bad inning. Control was not good.” Pie chased Bonderman with a two-run triple in the fifth, and Jones greeted Eddie Bonine with an RBI single to make it 9-1. Bonderman gave up a season-high nine earned runs. “Just walking guys. Bad pitches, fall behind in counts. ... I just got beat pretty bad,” he said. “Embarrassing.”

Well, Bondo is making me look like a puppet master over here. I go off about how bad he sucks and he goes out and straight deliveres with his worse performance of the year. Dance, clown, dance. We have to get rid of this guy, cause I can't watch any more innings where we give up a shit ton of hits, plunk two guys, and walk a few more. “Just walking guys. Bad pitches, fall behind in counts. ... I just got beat pretty bad,” he said. “Embarrassing.” Totally agree Bondo.

Follet Friday - I Think Zack Still Has A Concussion

JP just threw up this picture on Facebook and I can't stop staring at it. I feel like the little guy is talking to me.

Follett has been practicing this week so I assume he's gonna play on Sunday but after seeing his artwork on JP's belly I'm not so sure he isn't still a little dinged up. Shake out those cobwebs buddy, we need you.

Michigan Woman Pretends Son Is Dying To Solicite $8,000 But Plan Goes Wrong When She Kills Him Off Via Facebook

Michigan resident Carol Lynn Schnuphase has been accused of faking cancer and scamming some $7,000 from well-wishers. But Schnuphase wasn't faking her own cancer—she was faking her 12-year-old son's, by shaving his head and drugging him. The scam seems to have begun sometime around the time that Schnuphase's husband died. "Shortly thereafter, she fell off the face of the Earth," a neighbor told the Detroit Free Press. Schnuphase reportedly told her son Christopher he had leukemia, and began to update her Facebook account with information about his condition ("Christopher now knows he is dying!" read one such update).

In order to maintain the lie, she shaved Christopher's head and eyebrows, mimicking the effects of chemotherapy. Even worse, she drugged him with opiates—via his applesauce, reportedly—to give him a lethargic affect. But the payoff was pretty great: A series of dinners at St. Thomas Lutheran Church in Eastpointe, Michigan, where the Schnuphases had been longtime parishioners, netted some $7,000. The lie went on for several months, and didn't begin to fall apart until Schnuphase starting going "too far." She told a relative (who talked to MLive.com) that Christopher had died, but said there would be no funeral, because she just couldn't "look at his little body in the coffin." After receiving a series of complaints, the police started an investigation, and weren't able to confirm that Christopher had leukemia. Schnuphase is expected to turn herself in today and face two felony counts of false pretenses over $1,000, as well as child abuse charges. Christopher, meanwhile, has been placed in foster care. He apparently had no part in the scam, and genuinely believed he was sick.

That's what you get for being greedy bitch. Should've just gone with the leukemia thing and kept shaving his head as the donations rolled in, but no, you had to go and pretend kill him on Facebook and then the relatives got all nosey. What's the matter Carol, couldn't have seen that one coming? I mean these relatives have to be straight lunatics if they're expect a funeral for their dead nephew. And why kill him off anyway? What were you gonna gain from this? Maybe a few thousand for the funeral costs but then you have to actually throw a sham funeral and that sounds like a lot of work. Plus now you gotta spend countless hours trying to hide this kid whose supposed to be dead. Carol doesn't seem like much of a planner.

Tigers Farewell Tour Continues. Time For Bondo To Go

Freep -- Jim Leyland and Ron Gardenhire agree on many things. One of them is the high caliber of Jeremy Bonderman's competitiveness. "He's game-on," Gardenhire said. "We saw that a long time ago, and that hasn't changed. "Pitching through the injuries that he's had, and coming back from the surgery (in 2008), when you watch him on the mound, he's as competitive as anybody in the game."

Gardenhire has been the Twins' manager since Bonderman came into the majors as a 20-year-old with the Tigers in 2003. This season, Gardenhire has seen Bonderman in his first full season since the shoulder surgery -- and in perhaps his final season with the Tigers. "I've always really enjoyed watching this guy compete," Gardenhire said. "You'll get everything he has every time out. He may get hit, and he may not get hit. But he's not going to give in. "He's competitive. You love that in a pitcher."

So since Ron Gardenhire thinks Bondo is a competitor I'm supposed to pretend he doesn't suck? I hate this shit, the guy gets absolutely shelled in the first inning every time he goes out there but it's all good cause Jim Leyland and all the other baseball gods think he is a good guy? Give me a break. This is the major leagues, can we get some guys in here that don't hang their hat on moral victories? It's like t-ball for christ's sake, pretty soon we're gonna make sure everyone gets to bat in an inning. Somebody just go out and produce cause it's the same with everyone on this team. They all have one great year like Galarraga or Porcello or even Inge before the All-Star break and then fall off the face of the Earth once they get a little praise. If Rod Allen refers to you as a "professional hitter" your career is basically over.

Morning Wood with Isla Fisher

Sticking to my sexy redhead theme, enjoy it while it lasts because I'm running out already.