I Wish Inge Still Had Mono

The guy is absolute trash and any Tigers fan who still defends him is a bigger clown than he is. You see those last two K's against Humber? Looked like a high school kid trying to hit a major leaguer. So fricken pathetic. And people can chill out with the whole best defensive 3rd baseman in the American League argument. Just getting to a ball doesn't make you a good third baseman, you gotta actually make the throw too. He's already pulled Cabrera off the bag twice in this one. I'd seriously rather have a 56 year old Ozzie Smith in the lineup everyday. You'd get the same offensive production and avoid the 20+ errors a season.

Headed out for some Bluegrass and Adult Beverages

Enjoy your night.

Pure Michigan vs Pure Michigan State

Sometimes people make this too easy.

Random Observation - My Dog Sits Like A Moron

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Worst T-Shirt of All Time

This guy probably doesn't really want my advice considering I got murdered in the t-shirt game (email lamborghiniliving@gmail.com to buy your Jim Joyce shirts now!) but I think this should've read...

"Lebron ain't no king cause Kobe got away with that rape thing."

Pure Michigan

Bottom line, aluminum canoes ARE Michigan.

PS - Think the registration on that far one is up.



Thanks to K-Kark and Ash for the pic.

Would You...?

"Would you...?" is a segment that forces you, the Blueskiers, to dig deep down and look within yourselves to pull out the truth.

Today's "Would You...?" question is...

Would you get this tattoo of Ernie Harwell if it was free and you could pick the location on your body?

As sweet as this tat is, I still predict we end up roughly around 50-50 when it's all said and done.

Personally I'd get it cause I already have one tat and what's one more, especially a badass portrait of Ernie like this. Although if I'm being honest I'd get a Mickey Redmond portrait way before I ever got Ernie done.

Jmase just said no, so there you go with my 50-50 theory.

In More "What the Hell Happened to Michigan on this Map" News

Here's the thing about being from Michigan. Throughout the course of any normal day you're gonna be expected to explain to at least one random person just exactly where you are from in Michigan. Might be cause they used to live in Michigan, they went to college there, or maybe they just heard of it once in a Gordon Lightfoot song, but either way you're gonna have to bust out your hand and give people what they want.

But what I don't understand is how a state with such a distinct and recognizable shape can get straight up butchered on national maps. I mean this isn't the first time this has happened. We're talking about a continued pattern of blatant disrespect here. Not to mention these are fricken computer generated maps. We've got computers that can fly planes from thousands of miles away but don't ask one to draw a map of Michigan, shit will crash instantly.

Whatever, it is what it is I guess, but if they're trying to get us to secede so the national unemployment rate goes down then I'm all for it. Don't wanna be part of a group that would allow Ohio to be a member anyway.

The Party Pool at Chase Field is Absolutely the Only Reason to Attend a Home Run Derby

Easily the worst sports day of the year. I mean the dog days of summer are rough enough without having to listen to Chris Berman come up with 600 adjectives to describe how some roided up monster launched, jacked, hammered, roped, destroyed, tattooed, crushed, skyed, murdered, smashed, or donkey kong'd a ball into the upper deck.

Yup, only way they'll ever get me to attend a second of All-Star weekend is if my ticket comes with a snorkel and a margarita.

PS - No idea who won cause I started watching The River Wild after Big Papi blamed his music for not being able to hit.

What's Up with JP Wearing an Olde English E Hat?

Jeez, I leave for a few weeks and Detroit completely goes to hell. Get it together folks.

T-Higs Just Took the Pure Michigan Contest to a New Level

Just when you thought T-Higs couldn't be any worse, he goes and does something like this...and totally redeems himself.

PS - I'd murder someone for a Colonel K's pastie right now.

Pure Detroit

Not a bad Detroit tat but I've always said that if I'm gonna go ahead and get the Olde English D on my body that I'll go the whole 9 yards and get Cecil Fielder's entire jersey done. Olde English D on the front left chest and name and number on back. Probably get free McDonalds for life.

Pure Red Stag

Looks like Kid Rock's Red Stag Whiskey is getting in the Jagger Bomb game with these cooler dispensers. And man let me tell you, if they are count me in.

Red Stag bomb! Fricken, Red Stag bomb! Red Stag bomb! Fricken shower in that shit!

Is This Really Steven Tyler's Body?

When did Steven Tyler turn into an Aboriginal woman?

More Kids on Leashes

I thought hippies were supposed to be free thinkers that allowed their offspring to explore the world at their leisure? Putting your kid on a leash seems to me like the exact opposite of that philosophy. Not to mention this kid is way more likely to get f'd up living in that 6ft radius of endless hash smoke his parents are coughing up than if they just cut him loose at the Telluride Bluegrass festival.

Pure Michigan Interior Decorating

Been a long few weeks getting settled in Colorado but don't think I'm sleeping on our Pure Michigan campaign. I've had photos rolling in lately and will keep sending them your way. This one comes from DReick and is as pure as a living room can get. Especially love the canoe bookshelf. If it were up to me I'd shape my entire house like a canoe.