Holy shit balls. No way this dude is getting a degree from Michigan. Just no way. If he is it's probably a PE degree in which case I'm turning mine back in. More realistically he's one of the millions of people each year that go to Walmart and buy up all the Michigan gear because it's the most marketable brand in sports. Well, it used to be. Thanks Rich Rod.
Here are a few pics of Walmart Wolverines in case you're still confused...
Sony Erickson phone and pony tail = Walmart Wolverine
300 plus lbs, walker, and butterfly hair tie = Walmart Wolverine
Low saggers, meth addict face, and knee brace = Walmart Wolverine
Jersey in the single digits starting with 0, visable tattoos, 15 year old Jordan's, in line at Walmart = Walmart Wolverine
This guy is not a Walmart Wolverine. Genius beard and weathered UofM shirt = Discovered stem cell research
hahaha i actually spotted that fucker live but couldnt do anything about it because i was at the bar. glad i got to see it again. thanks joeyblueskies
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